Sylvia: Women's Issues
 

You want me to represent "Women’s Issues?" I don’t think you can put tidy little labels on people like that and expect to be regarded as intelligent. If you mean, "Things women have to deal with that men don’t have to deal with," I am not sure there is such a thing. I think you must mean "human issues." After all, men are affected by what might be considered women’s issues and vice versa. Men may not give birth, but they do have a significant part to play in being a father. It takes two to tango. And to administrate

But maybe you are talking about a "woman’s point of view." Okay. I can deal with that. I have a perspective that is uniquely female, given that I am uniquely female. In fact, I’m a natural blonde, and that’s about as female as you can get, if I understand "current events" as social mores, political correctness and the like.

So from me you will get the woman’s perspective. All issues are men’s and women’s issues because we are in this together. Doc Will will support me in this, I am sure. I may refer you to him every now and again. His is a human perspective. I am not, however, adverse to conversing about those topics which are typically relegated to the womenfolk, like food preparation, potty training, horticulture, home-making and intuiting.